My Doctor Who moment

bookwormstache:

So today I was sitting in English class and i swear to god I heard the tardis

the tardis

I got up and asked to go to the bathroom and tried to follow the sound

I followed it to the class two doors down did not knock and walked in

They were watching Doctor who and one guy at the back yelled

“See Miss! I told you if you didn’t lower it down it would summon the nerds” 

At least you were a tad discreet about it, I would run away from class like my fucking life depended on it D:

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espeonchan:

it’s been 2013 for almost half a year what the FUCK

SHIT, this means I’m almost 20 and i’m not hot and pretty yet. That’s it, I give up *buying cats online*

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- Just do your job, but never forget what he is.
- And what is that?
- Oh, he’s a monster. Pure psychopath.

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via colinmorgasms / originally by hxcfairy

kaelity:

dracarys-and-mochi:

Bon appétit.

As a vegetarian I’m ok with this

are you really sure about that

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ironmaverick:

deductionisthekey:

REBLOG IF YOU UNDERSTAND

It’s limited edition

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lydiamlahey:

littlemissmece:

lydiamlahey:

everybody’s blog needs transparent popcorn

Those are marshmallows 

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that-swedish-girl:

coachela:

rehability:

sadaholic:

loudwhisperss:

teenage-drrtbag:

If only all men were like this.

If men were all like this the world population rate would be so slow

There are guys like this you’re just too busy putting them in the fucking friend zone to see that

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reblog for the comment

Or maybe the guys in the friend zone is the ones not making a move so girls think that they only want to be friends

sorry if my sex drive can’t wait for you to make a move (Y)

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I hate how a majority believe that when a girl’s silent she’s

falling apart

crying inside

over thinking

ect

but

maybe

she’s just picturing porn in her head

this is very accurate

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kentwinchesterluver:

he is possibly the sassiest person alive

*was

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shotamune:

Reblog this and I will draw you a birdie based of your blog/url like this one:

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the sky’s the limit, just kidding, the limit is May/10… uvu

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