So today I was sitting in English class and i swear to god I heard the tardis
I got up and asked to go to the bathroom and tried to follow the sound
I followed it to the class two doors down did not knock and walked in
They were watching Doctor who and one guy at the back yelled
“See Miss! I told you if you didn’t lower it down it would summon the nerds”
At least you were a tad discreet about it, I would run away from class like my fucking life depended on it D:
it’s been 2013 for almost half a year what the FUCK
SHIT, this means I’m almost 20 and i’m not hot and pretty yet. That’s it, I give up *buying cats online*
- Just do your job, but never forget what he is.
- And what is that?
- Oh, he’s a monster. Pure psychopath.
As a vegetarian I’m ok with this
are you really sure about that
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Those are marshmallows
If only all men were like this.
If men were all like this the world population rate would be so slow
There are guys like this you’re just too busy putting them in the fucking friend zone to see that
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Or maybe the guys in the friend zone is the ones not making a move so girls think that they only want to be friends
sorry if my sex drive can’t wait for you to make a move (Y)
I hate how a majority believe that when a girl’s silent she’s
she’s just picturing porn in her head
this is very accurate
he is possibly the sassiest person alive